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    Friday, May 25th, 2012
    10:58 pm
    the fastest fastballs
    and hockey and lacrosse shots
    travel the same speed
    Thursday, May 24th, 2012
    9:25 pm
    last one in the pool
    has to do a cannonball
    in the shallow end
    Wednesday, May 23rd, 2012
    4:11 pm
    the boy who cried wolf
    should have cried free tequila
    and they would have come
    Tuesday, May 22nd, 2012
    9:46 am
    everybody dies
    but not everybody lives
    you only live once
    Monday, May 21st, 2012
    8:32 am
    teach a man to fish
    and you can sell him a pole
    and charge him taxes
    Sunday, May 20th, 2012
    2:53 pm
    god hates gay people
    he just puts them in the world
    to piss himself off
    Saturday, May 19th, 2012
    9:01 pm
    pizza comes to you
    any other kind of food
    you have to go get
    Friday, May 18th, 2012
    10:03 am
    two for a dollar
    leads to smoother transactions
    than fifty cents each
    Thursday, May 17th, 2012
    8:16 pm
    the bloods and the crips
    were probably invented
    by the CIA
    Wednesday, May 16th, 2012
    7:12 pm
    when was the last time
    you saw a michael bay film
    you could recommend?
    Tuesday, May 15th, 2012
    10:45 am
    why did it matter
    so much when you were little?
    and so little now?
    Monday, May 14th, 2012
    8:14 pm
    shes like hold the cheese
    im like gimmie extra cheese
    and bacon and ranch
    Sunday, May 13th, 2012
    9:20 am
    if gay marriages
    didnt happen in churches
    red states might relax
    Saturday, May 12th, 2012
    4:39 am
    she takes charge at once
    pushes me against the wall
    whispers in my ear
    Friday, May 11th, 2012
    2:31 pm
    its hard to believe
    anybody still listens
    to bristol palin
    Thursday, May 10th, 2012
    11:55 pm
    he gave her his heart
    as well as his phone number
    she threw them away
    Wednesday, May 9th, 2012
    6:16 pm
    i have no idea
    why all you dimwits enjoy
    cabin in the woods
    Tuesday, May 8th, 2012
    2:19 pm
    you forgot their name
    but they forgot your name too
    so nobody cares
    Monday, May 7th, 2012
    12:24 pm
    why do people cry?
    what use is it for our eyes
    to fill with water?
    Sunday, May 6th, 2012
    6:22 am
    we think were so smart
    but humans are still monkeys
    and monkeys are dumb
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